Oh RaptorObama. You’re letting your predatory instincts dictate policy again. Remember what we talked about? We’ve already had to replace Joe Biden 4 times since you keep eating him.
Here we see Dr. Billy Mendelson, the world’s youngest elephant proctologist.
He had it coming to him.
HAH! Fantastic. About freaking time you got me back for all the shit I give you. Superb retaliation. Gold star.
Beware the Finger Samurai. He is the most dastardly deadly digit you’ll even encounter. If you see the glowing whites of his eyes…it’a already too late.
How I prepared one Worfeus
- Preheat Photoshop to 350º
- Mix 1 part Morpheus with 1 part Worf
- Blend 1 Starfleet regulation phaser rifle with 1 Heckler & Koch MP5K
- Add 2 pinches of Nerd for flavor
- Stir vigorously
- Bake for 3 hours
- Let cool for 10 minutes
- Serve with Klingon Gagh
Chuck isn’t past punchin’ a bitch…if she’s evil of course.
Chuck Norris can spontaneously grow muscles when needed.
These jeans could kick your ass on their own.
